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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend is like /r/Jokes She tries to tell me that she hasn't cheated on me, but I've already heard that one."

"Wanna ruin a girl's day? Respond to her next text with ""Who is this?"""

"My friend tried to convince me that hard drugs should remain illegal... ...but his argument had no substance."

"A cat falls into water, which makes the rooster laugh Moral of the story: a wet pussy makes a happy cock"

"When a lady leaves an article of clothing at my place, I do the gentlemanly thing and put it on and parade around the house looking pretty."

"I like my women like just like my cars 12 years old and made in Japan Edit: Made in the 90's and topless in the summer?"

"there are two kinds of people in this world... 1) People who can finish lists."

"My lesbian friend gave a me a Rolex for my birthday. I don't think she understood when I said: ""I wanna watch."""

"What do you call a gust of wind that blows a black guy off of a boat? The NBA draft"

"Never hire a guy with big muscles They move things around all day to look good, but don't actually do anything"