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Joke of the Day
"I just saved a bunch of money by not paying any bills cuz I don't have a job."
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"Why does Jesus like Japanese food? Because he loves miso"
"A slice of pizza walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says ""I'm sorry, we don't serve food."""
"My girlfriend is a pornstar She will kill me if she finds out. Edit: Holy poop, front page of reddit mum get the camera"
"What's the difference between batman and a blackman? Batman can go to the store with out robin."
"I couldn't get an erection while having sex with my wife... So I took her to a nice dinner. There was no hard-feelings."
"Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint."
"What do you call a perfect society formed by an Asian? A Yutopia"
"I'm Thirsty! Hey Thirsty, I'm Friday. Wanna go out on Saturday for a Sunday? ^I'm^sorry"
"Oral can make your whole day Anal can make your hole weak."