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Joke of the Day
"When I met you I was completely blown away because the wind was ridiculous."
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"Hey Alaska wilderness show person who is about to freeze to death with no hope in sight, maybe just cuddle up with the crew filming you..."
"When I see battlestar gallactica, I feel this! Cylons are bunch of mean girls."
"Wash the alligator clips with rubbing alcohol during flu season Protect yourself from catching a terminal illness."
"______________________ I'm drawing a blank here."
"Hey waiters-I don't ever 'save room for dessert', I just stuff it in there and pray to God I don't have an accident."
"My ex texted ""You've got a friend in me. XoXo"". I thought she was being too nice until I realized that she was talking about my buddy Dave."
"What do you call an Irish man who won't leave your porch? Paddy O' furniture"
"*approaches a girl, tips hat* M'lady. *approaches a material girl, tips hat* M'donna."
"My grandma told my 25 year old cousin that she has finally gotten used to his beard... He agreed. ""Yeah, it has really grown on me."""