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Joke of the Day

"Richard Dawkins's next book should be called... ""Religion: Controlling the Masses for Fun and Prophet"""

"How many Cowboys does it take to change a light bulb? None, they have Giants for that kinda shit."

"Interviewer: Can we call your former employer for a reference? Me: Not if you're considering me for the job."

"After seeing his first ballet at age 6, his parents asked him how he liked it. It was good, but you know all those girls who were on their tippy-toes? Why don't they just get *taller girls?*"

"What's big, yellow, and can't swim? A schoolbus full of children."

"Y'know, a lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided with a little foresight by the city planners. All they had to do was make that town big enough for the two of them."

"The USB port on this cat doesn't work."

"CNN is like a strip club... They keep dancing around all the polls."

"I went to the zoo the other day There was only a single animal, it was a dog. It was a shih tzu..."

"The Titanic was recently visited by a diving crew with a robot submarine. What they found out was completely amazing. Even after 100 years of being sunk, all the pools are still full."