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Joke of the Day
"I went to the zoo the other day There was only a single animal, it was a dog. It was a shih tzu..."
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"Growing up, whenever I told my father, 'It's really nice out!'... He'd reply, 'Yeah, I had it out a minute ago, I thought it was great, too!' And so went my childhood..."
"I always get ""homophobe"" and ""homophone"" mixed up. I just know one of them likes caulk."
"My first sexual experience occurred in the early 1800s when I was erotically swallowed by a whale."
"Just payed a cab driver $10 not to beat two dudes with a tire iron because they didn't have cab fare. #fact #trueshit #newyorkmoment"
"Relationships are a lot like algebra... Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?"
"What does Andre 3000's menorah look like on the last day of Hanukkah? ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT"
"What's big and long that a Polish girl gets on her wedding night? A new last name"
"Had sex with a girl who had eczema last night... Her tits were crackin"
"A bagpipe player, a banjo player and an accordion player all walk into a bar... everybody leaves."