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Joke of the Day
"I went to the zoo the other day There was only a single animal, it was a dog. It was a shih tzu..."
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"What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? He still hasn't unwrapped his present."
"Why was the lifeguard unable to save the hippie from drowning in the ocean? He was too *far out, man*."
"New Horizons probe discovers trees on Pluto! Reporters asked ""how can you tell?"" And NASA said ""from the bark, you dummies!"""
"Why are men like blenders? You need one but you're not quite sure why."
"A son goes to his parents and says ""Mom, Dad... I'm gay."" The Dad immediately responds. ""HI GAY, I'M DAD."""
"My sex life is like a Bond villain... Goldfinger"
"[dinner at brother's house] ""So where are the kids?"" Brother: I grounded them. *spits out meatloaf*"
"For every action, there is a corresponding over-reaction."
"What's the fastest animal in the world? A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal? ... The ethiopian chasing it."