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Joke of the Day
"I couldn't use my phone at the funeral It was a dead zone"
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"What do you call a deer missing an eye? No-eye deer."
"My dream is to become the first smart person to be interviewed by a newscaster live at a scene."
"How do you know if an Italian person is mute? When you see he has no hands."
"Jokes about PMT are like GMT. There's no physical line but there's signs that let you know when you've crossed it."
"What did the 1 gay guy say to the other gay guy in a bar? Can I push in your stool."
"Harry is a? Fucking WIZARD!"
"Boss: OMFG man what happened to ur eye? [cut to me riding a horse into the garage door during medieval role play] ""I ran into a door"""
"What did the Criminal call his new pretzel company? Assault and Buttery"
"2 Beers = 1 Tweet 5 Beers = 3 Tweets 9 Beers = 7 Tweets 12 Beers = 12 Tweets 24 Teers = 30 Beets"