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Joke of the Day

"I saw a poor old lady fall over today on the sidewalk! At least I presume she was poor - she only had $1.20 in her purse."

"Was in the hot tub a full 3 minutes before I noticed the floating chipmunk so probably don't ask me questions about a crime scene"

"What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Poop, duh."

"You heard about the concert last friday? Heard it was hardcore. Some people went ballistic."

"WOW! You do a dazzling imitation of a blithering idiot! Oh... You're being serious, about your love for your TC? Oh dear, this is awkward."

"What's the hardest thing about skateboarding? Telling your parents you're gay."

"Why did the guitar player get arrested Because he fingered a minor"

"My sister bet me 200 dollars I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti... You should've seen the look on her face as I drove pasta!"

"Trump's last two chances to save his election campaign at the second debate: 1. Be endorsed by Dave. 2. Bring out a resurrected Harambe on stage."

"What does Barbie say when the drought finally ends? It's raining Ken, hallelujah...."