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Joke of the Day

"I heard that Al Qaeda recently received substantial financial aid from an unknown person in South Korea. It seems the terrorists have Won."

"An ex-military veterinarian who specializes in animals wounded in war... is a Vet Vet for Vet Pets"

"What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? It only takes one nail to hang a picture."

"So, two elephants are in a bathtub, when one of them says, ""pass the soap"", and the other one says, ""No soap: Radio!"""

"Larry is a biologist who prefers to observe his deep-sea specimens up close in the field He works well under pressure"

"A Chinese Man Does Stand-Up Comedy What is beautiful and delicious at the same time? Pussy"

"There's been lots of ""OH MY GOD!"" screams coming from the room opposite mine; I just wish the couple in there didn't pick now to be praying."

"A peeping tom fell out if a tree, where did he end up? In the ICU"

"How do I know you're not a cop? ""If I was a cop, how would I have this?"" *shows police badge that just says 'Not a Cop' on it* Oh, okay good"

"I like my women how I like my whiskey... 12 years old and mixed up with coke."