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Joke of the Day

"Detective Baby: We got you dead to rights, dirtbag. *suspect puts face in hands* Detective Baby: HE'S ESCAPED"

"Why couldn't the alligator send e-mails on his PC? Because it was on old croc."

"Killed a spider for my wife last night and got laid. Now every.spider.must.die."

"What do you call a reliable coke dealer? Instagram"

"He: is this love or what? She: What."

"Did you know they now sell 30 tog blankets? Duvet?"

"I did a theatrical performance on puns... It was a play on words. I'll let myself out."

"I want to be so famous... That I can just go as myself for Halloween."

"What's 18 inches long and hangs in front of an asshole? Trump's tie"

"What kind of overalls does Mario wear? Denim Denim Denim"