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Joke of the Day

"Detective Baby: We got you dead to rights, dirtbag. *suspect puts face in hands* Detective Baby: HE'S ESCAPED"

"What's the difference between snow tires and black people? The snow tires still work when you take the chains off."

"Why did Kim Jong Un's father go to hospital? He was Kim Jong Il"

"Why Nissan Sunny? Is there Nissan Rainy?"

"So, I friended Paul Walker on XBox. Sadly though, he's always on the dashboard."

"Two condoms walk by a gay bar... One says to the other, ""Wanna go inside and get shitfaced?"""

"My brother's on a seafood diet. Really? Yes the more he sees food the more he eats."

"How do you keep a blonde busy for years? Tell her to count the stairs on an escalator."

"I was going to exercise until I remembered the story about that healthy guy that died that one time."

"Why did the owl 'owl? Because the woodpecker would peck 'er."