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Joke of the Day
"Why did the owl 'owl? Because the woodpecker would peck 'er."
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"I entered a contest to win a car, but ended up winning a phone It was Nokia, but it was still a great prize."
"There was a kidnapping at my school last week... don't worry they woke him up."
"What do the Mafia and pussies have in common? One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit"
"Why did the cyclist stop riding? He was two tired"
"Why is faith greater than science? Science made buildings and planes but faith brought them together."
"A guy is fucking his sister... she says ""it's weird you fuck like dad"" and he answers ""yeah that's what mom said too""."
"One good way to prepare for marriage is to have someone come over and critique the way you load the dishwasher."
"What do call a man who swims the Atlantic with no arms and no legs Clever Dick"
"What do you call a half Mexican half German person? A Beaner Schnitzel."