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Joke of the Day
"Why did Kim Jong Un's father go to hospital? He was Kim Jong Il"
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"Why did little Jimmy break open his computer? It said that it had 20 cookies in it."
"Whats the hardest part about roller skating Telling your parents you are gay"
"What's worse then passing out at a party and getting a penis drawn on your forehead? Finding out that they traced it...."
"Your momma so old... powdered milk comes out her nipples."
"When the animal kingdom had a poker party who didn't they invite? The Cheetahs!"
"Here's your social security card. It's paper and has to last you forever. Don't laminate it. Good luck asshole."
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"UFC 207 Not the first time I've paid $60 for 48 seconds of disappointment"
"Saw an old couple arguing at each other in public yesterday Apparently one of them is going to be president"