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Joke of the Day
"I used to be be indecisive.... ....now I'm not so sure."
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"A blind hooker tried to give me a BJ once she said I had the biggest penis ever. I said ""Ha, you're pulling my leg"""
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"Russian Roulette 5/6 doctors say that its safe to play."
"Tip for drowning your enemies: Paint pictures of people yawning on the bottom of their swimming pool."
"My problem is, I'm about 30% stud, and 70% muffin."
"I just got a text saying they lost my cell number & could I send it. This is the level of stupid I deal with."
"What was Hitler's favorite battery? The nein volt"
"What happens when you don't pay your exorcist? ... You get repossessed."
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