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Joke of the Day

"What do you have if you are holding a cricket ball in each hand? A bloody big cricket."

"TIFU with my girlfriend... ...She was on top"

"Bulls from all over India sent a petition to SC asking it to classify them as 'Jallikatu Bulls'."

"Thoughts Some think the economy is slowly recovering. Others think it's on the verge of collapse. I think about boobs mostly."

"Met this chinese guy with the surname Shen. His name's Eric. As in Eric Shen. Have him for more than 4hours, call a doctor!"

"I stopped using Hotmail, it's not for me. I'd rather have an average mail with a pleasant sense of humor and a fulfilling career."

"You want to piss off a woman? Hide one shoe."

"Sorry I said your cat was ugly. Oh, and sorry for thinking your baby was a cat."

"What do you call a suicidal cow? Cowmikaze."

"Hey Jude. I ran out of advice, so I'm just going to go nah nah nah nah for the next nine minutes."