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Joke of the Day
"I'm selling a used French rifle Never been fired, only dropped once."
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"I was once put in the 'friend zone,"" but with perseverance that all changed. I'm now in the 'must stay 200 yards away at all times zone.'"
"Why do french people love eating snails? Because they hate fast food"
"What did the Sadist do to the Masochist? Nothing."
"What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven."
"Engraved on a hypochondriac's tombstone... See, I told you I was sick."
"ARTEMIS: No man shall boast he has seen Artemis bathe! *turns Acton into a stag* [Artemis nudes go viral, 2.2M viewers turn into stags]"
"I just bought a new boomerang How do I get rid of the old one ?"
"In honor of today, ""Knock Knock..."" Whose there? 9-11. 9-11 who? YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET!!! :("
"[Being murdered at Walmart] Please will you dump my dead body at Target people can't know I shopped here"