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Joke of the Day

"In honor of today, ""Knock Knock..."" Whose there? 9-11. 9-11 who? YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET!!! :("

"If you don't know a lot of creatures in Greek Mythology... I'll give you a mini-tour"

"Why shouldn't you write with a dull pencil? It's pointless"

"Wanna see a banana split? Wait until it turns black and tell it he's the father."

"In life, we should all aim to be like Italian meatballs. Well seasoned and well rounded."

"Why is a viola solo like premature ejaculation? Even when you know it's coming, there's nothing you can do about it."

"I'm at the bar & I'm trying to convince this girl with a leopard print shirt to go & bite this girl with a zebra print shirt."

"My wife said, ""If you could change one thing about me, what would it be?"" I said, ""Your husband."""

"Why are eggs so good at humor? Because they have running yolks."

"I had a girlfriend with a parakeet. We had to break up cause it would never shut up. But the bird was cool."