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Joke of the Day
"Why do french people love eating snails? Because they hate fast food"
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"My wife said that I'm a lousy lover... How can she know that after only two minutes?"
"What does Snoop Dogg keep in his backyard? His garden hoes."
"What do you call a fishing hook without barbs? Debatable!"
"A mind is a terrible thing to waste. Unless you're stupid. In which case, who cares."
"Why is 9 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate a bunch of PCP and is going apeshit!"
"Back in Homer's time it was thought that ingesting small burrowing mammals would cure you of any injury. When the prince of Troy was shot with an arrow the doctor prescribed Paris eat a mole."
"GF: ...I'm pregnant ME: *holding a 10-piece chicken nuggets box that actually has 11 nuggets* I've also got some pretty big news"
"Unix is so disorganized There's a cat in the man pages."
"Why should I date you? Girl - Give me 1 good reason, why I should date you? Guy - I'll give you 69."