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Joke of the Day

"Not to brag but my new mistress is a lingerie model. Ok, fine, mannequin. But she doesn't talk much and I like that."

"""Visa... it's everywhere you want to be."" Visa is in Halle Berry's ass?"

"What did the Italian chef say when asked, ""How do make these triangular meatballs taste so good?"" *stereotypical Italian accent* I sauce-a these"

"What black & White and cool as f**k? A fridge with a leather jacket on."

"Just bumped into a confused J.D Salinger... Just bumped into a confused J.D Salinger in the bread shop. He was looking for foccacia in the rye."

"My father was a nun... Whenever he was in court and the occupation was called for, he would say ""nun."""

"*offers dog a treat* Dog: I have a boyfriend"

"Amnesia I was going to tell a joke about amnesia, but I forgot what it was."

"My friends in Germany were complaining that they couldn't find a good bagel anywhere... well whose fault is that?"

"Why are almost all brides dresses white? So the dishwasher matches the washing machine"