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Joke of the Day
"What is your favorite knick knock joke? Do tell."
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"Fox news in four words: ""I'm not racist, but..."""
"Man crushed by giant baseball. Witnesses say object came right out of left field."
"What the difference between /r/gonewild and /r/jokes? Not all the posts on /r/gonewild are about pussy, anal sex, blowjobs, and pedophilia. Seriously, /r/jokes, get your shit together"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Buckle ! Buckle who ? Buckle get you a drink but not much else !"
"Girls adore it when you guess their weight as they walk by."
"Son : Dad.... This movie is so scary... Is that woman going to die?? Dad : Judging by the size of that horse's dick, Yes she is"
"I just saw Iron Lady. Marvel really dropped the ball on that one..."
"243 [Slightly NSFW] You asked for it :D Edit: Holy hell this one actually got some attention."
"[Crime scene] Detective: the victim was high af when he died.. you could say it was *takes off sunglasses* D: blunt force trauma"