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Joke of the Day
"Joke What do Twitter drama and football have in common? They are both interesting to watch."
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"""Ohhh, that's what you meant by period sex"" I say, removing my powdered wig and waistcoat."
"You know, after all these years, I hardly remember the first girlfriend I had. I remember she was Muslim, but physically, all I can recall are the beautiful hazel eyes Jihad."
"Mom always said I was going to be a strong one... After I survived that abortion"
"What's worse than a lobster on your piano? What's worse than a lobster in your piano? A CRAB on your organ."
"What do french fries and friends have in common? They both die if you chop them"
"By now, I've stopped calling it ""sandwich"" meat and started calling it ""stand in front of the fridge and eat it out of the baggie"" meat."
"A photon walks into a hotel The desk clerk says, ""Welcome to our hotel. Can we help you with your luggage?"" The photon says, ""No thanks, I'm traveling light."""
"wife: its ruining date night me: its ruining date night because you're letting it ruin date night hitchhiker: just drop me off on the corner"
"What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything"