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Joke of the Day

"Sun Tzu's The Art of War is very applicable in the business world. Just today I made my boss sit facing the window so he had sun in his eyes"

"What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches watches."

"Never eat bear steaks... they're too gristly. (grizzly if you didn't get it)"

"In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen."

"how to be a good DJ? press ""PLAY"" and don't touch anything ever again"

"Where did Jessica go after the explosion? Everywhere"

"Me: Got any more of those debbled eggs? Friend: Did you just say DEBBLED eggs? Me: No, I said the right thing..."

"(Spoilers) Ian McShane in GoT I guess that makes him Deadwood."

"This guy came up to me and told me that he fucked my mom My step dad is weird as fuck"

"a fun prank is when ur friemd about to sit in a chair u pul the chair out from under them and replace it w/ a fancier mor comfortabal chair"