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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between a woman president and pizza? Most people like the idea of pizza better."

"Needs a Facebook button that says What you just posted makes me want to punch you in the face. Put it beside the Like button. Just a suggestion."

"What did the Nazi become after the war ended? A veterinarian (veteran aryan)."

"I asked my wife if she wanted to watch a movie with Matthew McConaughey... She said it's not a Matthew McKindaDay."

"Q. Why can't men get mad cow disease? A. Because they're all pigs."

"A teenager buys condoms for the first time... The cashier says, ""That'll be $9.95 plus tax."". Horrified, the boy exclaims ""I thought they stayed on by themselves!"""

"NFL Not Female Lovers Nail Females Limp Nasty F...ckig Liars Not Fair Losers"

"What does a woman's A**hole do when she has an orgasm? He's at home watching the kids"

"If you see a swarm of jellyfish, DO NOT enter the ocean. It's a no-brainer."

"Free Tibet! With purchase of equal or greater Tibet."