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Joke of the Day

"What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust."

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"I feel as though common sense should be referred to as the sense formerly known as common."
"How many blacks does it take to start a riot! -1"
"What does a Japanese man experience when he marries a Jewish woman? marital bris"
"I'm not racist. Some of my best friends are white such as Joey, Phoebe and Rachel. And I can't forget Chandler."
"What's the difference between Jesus and an oil painting? You only need one nail to hold up a picture."
"What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut, you racist."
"My girlfriend broke up with me after we had sex.. She said she's full of me"
"I'm just like the ghostbusters, except I chase squirrels around my neighborhood with a vacuum cleaner"
"Why did the Seahawks pass the ball? To get to the other side!"