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Joke of the Day

"What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust."

"Warning... Corny level is over 9000... What do you call a billionaire fish? A gillionaire"

"Your ex is posting passive-aggressive spiritual memes again"

"It's like my uncle always said: ""The day I can't do my job drunk..."" ""...is the day I hand in my badge and gun."""

"How did the rabbit know his wife was cheating on him? He found a hare in his bed."

"If Trump wins, I think I may know what will happen to New Mexico [Removed]"

"DOCTOR: I have bad news MAN WHO WOKE UP FROM 5 YR COMA: I don't mind as long as I get to see my favorite gorilla from the Cincinnati zoo"

"Only my husband would walk up to my gynecologist in Costco, point at me, give him the two thumbs up while grinning and say, 'Nice one, huh?'"

"Purchased an hourglass for my desk at work to flip when people stop by to make them uncomfortable."

"Q: Why was the chessmaster interested in foreign women? A: He wanted a Czech mate."