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Joke of the Day
"Purchased an hourglass for my desk at work to flip when people stop by to make them uncomfortable."
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"I took a Viagra the other day and it got stuck in my throat... I had a stiff neck all day."
"What do you call a lazy crocodile? A procrastigator (I'm trash)"
"The Cleveland Browns Thats it"
"[Ice Cream Truck] John Cena: I'll take an Icee, please. Ice Cream Truck Driver: Icee? You? Cena: *grabs driver's shirt* No, you can't."
"Chicken pot pie my three favorite things in life..."
"There was a black-out in my city last night. The police said stay in doors until they shot him."
"How do you kill a fox? Cut off one of it's legs and make it run across Canada"
"What did the artist ask Shakespeare when he was sketching his portrait? 2B or not 2B?"
"Little Tommy took a drink But he will drink no more. For what he thought was H2O Was H2SO4"