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Joke of the Day

"DOCTOR: I have bad news MAN WHO WOKE UP FROM 5 YR COMA: I don't mind as long as I get to see my favorite gorilla from the Cincinnati zoo"

"What's the worst kind of incompetent? Leader."

"The only B word you should be using to describe her is ""Beautiful."" Because bitches love being called ""beautiful."""

"Girl are you a qwerty keyboard? Because U and I were meant to be together."

"When I die I want my group project members to lower me into my grave So they can let me down one last time."

"Why are white girls so odd? Because they can't even."

"My father said to me: Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.' So I sent him to a boarding school in England."

"I saw a woman texting and driving today and it really pissed me off... So I rolled down my window and threw my beer at her."

"My anti-social behavior reached a new high today when I was un-invited to a wedding, and it made my day."

"Why were Kay's pets scared of Kay? because... K8 K9"