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Joke of the Day

"Warning... Corny level is over 9000... What do you call a billionaire fish? A gillionaire"

"I wonder what the parking situation is at the Special Olympics? ...."

"I've been winning egg hunts since before I was even born."

"Wife: We're not talking over the radio. This relationship is over. Me: This relationship is what? Over."

"Why are gas giants always so happy? Because they're all jovial."

"Everyone please stop doing crimes because sirens are too noisy."

"Q: Why don't blondes like buttered toast? A: They can't figure out which side the butter goes on."

"What do you get when you mix birth Control and Lsd? A good trip without kids."

"I'm not an alcoholic ... Alcoholic's need a drink, but I already have one"

"Want to hear a cheesy joke? I will only tell it if I have your Parmesean..."