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Joke of the Day

"If Trump wins, I think I may know what will happen to New Mexico [Removed]"

"You know what really grinds my gears? Friction"

"What's the difference between a blimp and 1,000 blowjobs? One was a Good Year and one was a great year"

"This joke is like cancer. Some of you will get it. Some of you won't. Either way, you won't be laughing."

"My daughter hit me with this one while preparing for dinner Why did the table love playing volleyball? Because it was always getting set! I think she gets it from her mother."

"The bartender says ""sorry, we don't serve time travellers here"" A time traveller walks into a bar."

"Why didn't the criminal train operator die when he got the electric chair? he was a bad conductor."

"How can you tell if someone does crossfit? Don't worry, they'll tell you."

"What language does a homosexual jew speak? .....Heblew"

"Wife: Guess what I did Me: Captured Bigfoot? Wife: I got a great deal on kid's clothes Me: Just so I'm clear, Bigfoot is still out there?"