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Joke of the Day

"Math puns... ... are a sure sine that you are going crazy."

"Hey, I'm not saying Hitler was a great guy, but he really saved the Histoy channel."

"['90s] Did you hear McDonalds just bought the naming rights to that new hockey stadium? They're calling it the Mac-Arena."

"I'm in a complex relationship My girlfriend is imaginary."

"There is no cool way to chase after a ping pong ball."

"How do you surprise Helen Keller? Leave a plunger in the toilet."

"SJWs are the hardest people in the world to offend as long as you don't exist."

"A turtle is crossing the road when he's mugged by two snails. When the police show up, they ask him what happened. The shaken turtle replies, ""I don't know. It all happened so fast."""

"A police man pulls over a car in the middle of the night ""Sir, do you realise how badly your car was swerving between lanes?"" ""I've had 8 drinks, officer."" ""That's no excuse to let your wife drive..."""

"I once watched two guys arguing in sign language. Either that, or they were both really bad at martial arts."