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Joke of the Day

"What do you call the stage a ladybug goes through before it becomes an adult? Pupa-ty. ^^**ba-dum* ^^*psh**"

"What do you call a group of scientologist almonds? Nuts."

"Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with ? The girl necks door."

"Hey, did you hear about that top secret explosion? Me neither. No one did. It's top secret. We're probably on a list already for talking about it."

"Irish step dancing was discovered by women waiting in line to use the restroom."

"When the UPS guy hands you that pad where you digitally sign your name, you can put anything. Today I put ""lame shorts"" and nothing happened"

"A Lizard lost its tail... but it got one back from a retail shop!"

"What would it be like to have world with out women?? It would be a real pain in the ass"

"Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm invisible Who said that?"

"Why don't black people dream? Because the last guy who had a dream got shot"