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Joke of the Day
"Why does Father Christmas go down chimneys? Because they soot him!"
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"This is a long one but here goes... Knock Knock"
"How do you make a dog drink? You put it in a blender."
"What is the saddest thing in you're life? That you clicked on this link only to correct my grammer...."
"What did one wall say to the other wall? Let's meet up in the corner."
"Why did the chicken walk on the telephone wire? She wanted to lay it on the line!"
"""I love accounting!"" -Italian guy who loves to count."