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Joke of the Day
"Damn girl, are you misplaced silverware? Because why aren't you in the kitchen?"
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"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss"
"Nobody really knew that grandma had dentures until.... ...it came out during a conversation"
"I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming like the passengers in his car."
"I'm not that into rape culture It feels too forced."
"you down with ADD? yeah you know me"
"What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick!"
"Medusa is the sexiest woman to ever live... everyone who saw her got hard"
"what do Little Miss Muffet and Saddam Hussein have in common? Kurds in the way"
"All i'm saying is that if you were a real psychic palm reader you would of made me wash my hands first."