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Joke of the Day

"WIFE: He treats our marriage like it's a talk show THERAPIST: Is this true? ME: *turns and winks at camera* We'll find out after the break"

"Why don't people give Melania Trump a break... Life is hard enough growing up as a black woman in the USA."

"You could very well be going to heaven but it won't be hell in hell without you!"

"Yeah, I knew Shakespeare in college. Typical neck bard."

"What do you get when you drop an egg off the Empire State Building? New Yolk"

"What happens when you take a joke too far? The 45th President of the United States of America."

"Why was the violist standing outside the door? He didn't know when to come in"

"What letter do pirates guess most often on Wheel of Fortune? T. Modern pirates are most likely based in Somalia, and T is the most common consonant in the Somali Latin alphabet."

"Why is pornhub so busy today? Because it's erection day!"

"Kristen gave Sally 3 flowers and 2 stuffed animals. Todd gave Sally 5 flowers and 3 stuffed animals. What does Sally have? Cancer."