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Joke of the Day
"My name's Stanley, but my friends call me Stan... So no one calls me Stan"
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"Kids, no one will ever understand you like your high school love. Get pregnant and marry them right away. You know better than everyone."
"How do you piss off Reddit? [deleted]"
"Did you hear about the monster who sent his picture to a lonely hearts club? They sent it back saying they weren't that lonely!"
"Every year I got an accident by passing the road on 1st April Cause, I thought that Traffic signal try to make me April fool."
"Why are gangstas afraid of the rain? Cuz they roofless."
"girl at work scraped the frosting off her cake because there was 'too much' & it was 'too sweet' so I ate her frosting & then I ate her"
"Do you want to hear a joke about Pizza? Nah it's too cheesy"
"Chuck Norris once went through the Wendy's drive thru and ordered a Big Mac .......and got one."
"I had a joke about insanity but then I lost it."