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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Byron ! Byron who ? Byron new suit !"
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"What goes 'peck bang peck bang peck bang' ? A bunch of chickens in a field full of balloons !"
"I got a new fishing boat. I call it the master baiter."
"Not to brag, but Netflix recommends certain movies just for me."
"Almost considered doing something with my life, but then I sat down and logged into Facebook."
"That ""dammit"" moment when you forget to take your phone to the toilet so you just sit there like ""Now what do I do...?"""
"A pickup line for people named Matt. ""Hey girl, you should sleep with me, my name's short for mattress."" (Just made it up today, please don't hate me.)"
"Why do black people go to church? Because the father is actually there."
"""Sir, I need you to explain your resume."" Well, my pet tiger & I were beloved cartoon characters ""Current job?"" I pee on things I don't like"
"In 8th grade I had to take care of an egg to teach me responsibility. That egg hatched, and I raised the chicken as my own. He was delicious"