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Joke of the Day
"Ariana Grande is what happens if you feed a Bratz doll after midnight."
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"""I HATE TACOS!"" ...Said no Juan ever."
"I learned something new about Hordor (GOT SPOILERS) He's Canadian."
"I heard there was a fight at the fish and chip shop. Two cods got battered."
"Monday, you deplete me."
"What turns on mathematicians Big quantitties."
"A grand jury is made up of a cross-section of the community. I ride the train w/the cross-section & it's mostly people peeing on the floor."
"IT Jokes Wikipedia: I know everything! Google: I have everything! Facebook: I know everybody! Internet: Without me you are nothing! Electricity: Keep talking bitches!"
"""There can only be one!"" -Arab eyebrows"
"I recently sold my vacuum cleaner all it was doing was gathering dust"