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Joke of the Day
"""I HATE TACOS!"" ...Said no Juan ever."
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"Never drink water while studying It'll dilute your concentration"
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"What do you call it when Charlie Sheen's brother has sex with him? Emilio Incestevez"
"I hate racist jokes. I don't like people laughing at my beliefs."
"learn just enough tap dancing just to tap dance out of the room when you win an argument"
"I don't need a certain number of friends, just a number of friends I can be certain of."
"If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you... ...I would start thinking about you"
"My kitten is probably the most playful creature on the planet, but it's less cute when you realize it's all just bird murder practice."
"Totally gonna fail the Black History test at the end of the Month."