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Joke of the Day
"""I HATE TACOS!"" ...Said no Juan ever."
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"Are you from Idaho... Are you from Idaho cause I-da-hoe for you."
"Whats a pirate's favorite letter? Arrrrrrrg matey it be the C."
"Why do breasts have nipples? Because without them they would be pointless."
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"Cashier: how old r u? Me:*holding beer nervously* uuh 21 Cashier:*shaking his head sadly as he pulls Trix out of my cart* Trix are for kids."
"Guess when toothpaste was invented? 1892. Guess when kissing was invented? A DISGUSTINGLY LONG TIME BEFORE THAT."
"Q: What is the difference between medium and rare? A: 6 inches is medium 8 inches is rare."
"My girlfriend said she will leave me unless I stop pretending to be a hotel... I said, 'but you can never leave!' 'You can check out anytime you like'."
"What do you call a crush on a fat person? An inFATuation"