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Joke of the Day
"What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas ? Grave-y !"
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"Sepp Blatter being re-ellected"
"What do the final scene of titanic and the iPhone 7 have in common? They both could've fit the jack"
"A bunch of white men came up with ways to solve institutional racism, and all without having to listen to even one black person. GREAT JOB!"
"I have that eating disorder where I threw up once cause I ate too much candy and now I nod knowingly when someone says they're bulimic."
"Did you hear about the hipster who burnt his tongue? He took a bite before it was cool."
"What do you call a gorilla who magically smokes weed? Hairy Potter."
"A good date ends with dinner. An excellent date ends with breakfast."
"Q: What do you call a snail on a ship? A: A snailor."
"Justice Scalia stated that he wants to be cremated after his death Millions of women are meeting now to discuss if that's what is best for his body."