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Joke of the Day

"What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas ? Grave-y !"

"I want to lose weight, but I don't want to get caught up in one of those 'eat right and exercise' fads."

"Told ya I can time travel!"

"A cheerleader gets up in front of me and says ""2, 4, 6, 8..."" I was like ""don't even!"""

"What is an autobiography? The life story of an automobile."

"If Twitter icons have taught me anything it's that the male eye can spot cleavage at incredibly low resolutions."

"I'm going to the Kentucky men's basketball game vs Grand Canyon tonight I'm pretty worried, I hear Grand Canyon's really deep."

"Saw an old couple arguing at each other in public yesterday Apparently one of them is going to be president"

"CNN: ""Chess grandmaster, 20, dies in parkour balcony fall"" Shoulda castled earlier."

"What is a black mans favorite Halloween costume? Robbin Hood"