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Joke of the Day

"HOT SHINGLES IN YOUR AREA GET YOUR VACCINE AT WALGREENS TODAY"

"My pessimism has never failed me, but I'm sure someday it will."

"I asked my dad if I was adopted... He said, ""No, but not from lack of trying."""

"What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!"

"Wanna hear a joke? Lifetime movies."

"I just finished writing a Broadway musical about the dictionary. It's the ultimate play on words."

"Why is it so hot in a stadium after the game is over? Because all the fans left..."

"Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener ? He had a bee in his suit of armour !"

"Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates!"

"Knock, knock Knock Knock knock Knock knock knock Knock knock knock knock knock .... Knock knock knock knock knock Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock Who's there? Knock in his prime."