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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!"

"I hate waiting in line. I wish this guy would hurry up and pick a suspect."

"my parents did a terrible job of distributing my skill points"

"Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field"

"God: I will create a being to cook, clean, serve and obey. Adam: what will it cost me? God: an arm and a leg. Adam: what can I get for a rib"

"Why can't woman drive? Because there are no roads from the bedroom to the kitchen!!"

"What do you call a cat that has boils on its skin and can't feel it's toes? A leperd"

"I saw my friend's girl sleeping with another man in the army but didn't tell him... It was a private affair."

"What do you call a black abortion clinic? Crime stoppers"

"What do you call the horse that lives next door? Your NEIGHHHbor Credit: 6y/o nephew"