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Joke of the Day

"I just finished writing a Broadway musical about the dictionary. It's the ultimate play on words."

"Tell me, ""everything happens for a reason"" so I know you're an idiot."

"Why did Bob get fired from his job at the dildo factory? Because he got caught sitting on the job."

"Have you heard about the new Exorcist movie? The mother calls the Devil to pull the priest out of her son."

"So there's this hot NA chick in my chemistry class Her attitude is always salty, but hey, her booty is sodium fine. Edit: Na"

"What is a boxer's favorite meal? Break-fist"

"I'd like my obituary headline to read: ""Local Man's Struggle With Upstairs Wireless Printer Is Over."""

"Piles Day Today is ""World Piles Day"". Get yourself examined thoroughly. If you don't have piles, celebrate . . . . . . . for being the perfect Asshole!"

"The Welsh are a very shy people They're really quite sheepish..."

"What kind of apple isn't an apple? A pineapple."