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Joke of the Day
"Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates!"
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"What do you call a tree if you don't know what kind of tree it is? It's a mystery."
"Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because he only comes once a year and it's down the chimney."
"What is green and goes slam, slam, slam, slam? A four door pickle!"
"I was flirting with an Asian girl at a bar last night when I decided to ask for her number. She replied, ""Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!"" I said, ""Wow!"" Then her friend said, ""She means 6663629""."
"What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic"
"The problem with teaching a man to fish is that eventually somebody will microwave that fish in the work break room."
"Why is a giraffes neck so long? So it can reach its head."
"What do you give to someone who has everything? Antibiotics!"
"I was in a cab today and the cab driver said, ""I love my job, I'm my own boss. Nobody tells me what to do..."" Then I said, ""Turn left."""