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Joke of the Day

"How guys wake up In the morning Brain: ""Oh f*ck."" Body: ""Don't get up."" Dick: ""THIS IS SPARTAA!!!"""

"Two and a half men would be way funnier with an all black cast But then it would have to be called one and 3/5ths men"

"What's the rudest type of Elf? The GofuckyoursELF"

"The biggest Myth is to solve problems of MATH"

"What do you call a skinny tree that raps? Slim Shady"

"Why is it easy for gays to escape a fire? Because their shit is already packed."

"A Pokemon Joke What Pokemon likes to run? Lucardio!"

"Just once, I'd like to see a cactus that isn't flexing."

"The doctor told the couple to eat lemons before sex to avoid pregnancy. ........But there was a mis-conception."

"What's the hardest about being a pedophile? Just trying to fit in..."