70799
Joke of the Day
"What's the rudest type of Elf? The GofuckyoursELF"
Next Joke
"Peter Pan and the Lost Boys are actually the souls of aborted kids That explains Captain Hook"
"Failed Hallmark card: I'm sorry I stabbed you with a fork when you leaned in to kiss me. I thought you were going to take my taco."
"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? *gagging noises"
"Facebook account for sale, friends included."
"I miss the old days. When a duck face meant that you had a stroke."
"More like ""science UN-fair"" *I walk away in slo-mo. The building explodes with baking soda lava* *I roll a smoke with my 2nd place ribbon"
"Why do women forget if you call them beautiful 100 times but remember if you call them ugly once? Elephants have good memory"
"On the internet you can be whoever you want. Its odd that so many choose to be stupid."
"Mum: From now on your going to have free school dinners. Son:But Mum I don't want three school dinners one is more than enough !"