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Joke of the Day

"What's the rudest type of Elf? The GofuckyoursELF"

"I turned into a cat earlier. Don't ask meow."

"While stalking someone on Facebook, I accidentally liked a picture 700 tags deep. Not even Yahoo! Answers has a solution for this."

"Wanna hear a pizza joke? I can't tell it to ya, it's too cheesy"

"My girlfriend said that I should use the term 'make love' instead of 'fuck.' What the make love is she talking about?"

"The only part I hate about not wearing pants is having to wipe snot on my bare legs."

"Ads can get you laid Cuz when I turned on Ad blocker, all the women in my area who were interested in me suddenly disappeared."

"Two redditors pass in an essay after the deadline - we took too long to make this page for you - try again and hopefully we will be fast enough this time"

"What do you think of Miles Davis? he kind of blew"

"Me: I won't be in due to a VOLCANO Boss: ..we live, in Florida..? Me: IRRELEVANT Boss: Me: *opens 3rd bottle of vodka, puts on arm floaties*"