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Joke of the Day

"Where was Bill Clinton during his presidency? He was right between the Bushes."

"What do you call a soldier who has been mustard gassed and pepper sprayed? A seasoned veteran.. I'm so sorry"

"I only watch ""Game of Thrones"" because I'm trying catch a background extra wearing a wristwatch."

"I come from a musical family. Even our sewing machine was a singer."

"Do you want to hear a construction joke? Sorry, I am still working on it."

"Which 20th century President's wife looked like she could have been LGBT? Eleanor Brucevelt."

"And the Lord said to John "" Come forth and you shall receive eternal life"" But John came fifth and won a toaster Credits: An ask Reddit post"

"When I refer to old relatives passing away I never say ""RIP"" because I don't wants them to rest. I want them to Zumba."

"[trying to buy pants] Clerk: Sir you need pants to shop here."

"What do you call an Arab dairy farmer? A milk sheik."