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Joke of the Day
"I come from a musical family. Even our sewing machine was a singer."
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"I want to be the guy in a rap song that justs says YEA"
"Schrodinger's Cat Walks Into A Bar and Does Not..."
"I'm ready to be a father now that I've successfully fed a goldfish for a week-he's so happy, he's relaxing & floating on his back...wait..."
"I'm surprised bread is still made after... ... The flour power movement ended"
"What did batman say too robin before they got in the car? Get in the car."
"TIL Pigeons die when they have sex At least the one I fucked did"
"A joke for the cerebral...What do you call it when a bunch of crows agree to meet later? Premeditated murder."
"NASA recently confirmed what I've always suspected ...even Mars has more flow than Kanye West."
"Why don't Polish mothers breast feed their babies? They hate to boil their nipples."