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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an Arab dairy farmer? A milk sheik."
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"Did you hear about the monkey lawyer who kept throwing his shit at the witnesses? He's been transferred to a different branch."
"A man walks into a library and asks for a book on mutilated corpses. The librarian says, ""Do you want the Part 1 or Part 2?"""
"What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can actually finish off a race"
"Why are frogs happy? Because they eat what bugs them.. Source: 3rd grader told me this joke.."
"Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant looks at the menu and says ""okay!"""
"Until public restrooms have automatic doors, the automatic sinks, soap and paper towel dispenser will make no sense to me."
"How can you spot the rank of a Russian? By the stripes on his Adidas jumpsuit."
"Life caught me caring and punished me accordingly."
"Q: Two Pretzels were walking down the street. A: One was assaulted."