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Joke of the Day

"Why do Leprechauns laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls."

"What do you call a Mexican lady with no legs? (NSFWish) Cuntswaylow"

"Had sex with a condom tonight. Maybe next time it will be with a girl."

"The Internet makes things so convenient. Before it existed, if you wanted to order a DVD online, you had to invent the Internet."

"How do you make a cat go 'woof'? Douse it in gasoline and set it alight."

"PIRATE CORN: $12/DOZEN"

"What do you get if you cross Bossy with a vampire? Dracowla!"

"Everyone makes fun of Aquaman, but he's got it all figured out. He spends all day chilling in the water. His life is one big pool party."

"I have concluded that dryer lint is the cremated remains of all the missing socks."

"It'd be nice if the married people would leave some of the single people for the rest of the single people."