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Joke of the Day

"The Internet makes things so convenient. Before it existed, if you wanted to order a DVD online, you had to invent the Internet."

"If you want to catch a squirrel just climb a tree and act like a NUT"

"Girls: He's cute. He's cute. He's cute. He's cute. Ewww. Guys: Fuckable. Fuckable. Fuckable. Fuckable. Too fat."

"Why don't eggs like comedians? Cause they always crack them up"

"Whats the first thing you do when you spill something on your keyboard? Try to disable sticky keys."

"What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at college? Bi-son"

"You know the Amish are people of simple values but did you know they are some of the most sexual people? .... It's true, their women require at least 2 Mennonite!"

"If I die before I wake, I pray the lord will clear my browsing history."

"I wish I was Jewish Every time somebody farted I could say: ""Are you a Nazi? Because you just gassed a Jew."""

"John: Yesterday... Paul: All my troubles seemed so far away George: But now it looks... Ringo: Waterslides hurt if they aren't wet enough"