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Joke of the Day
"Statistically... 9 out of 10 people actually enjoy gang rape."
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"I really feel bad that 9/11 happened. If it hadn't, America wouldn't be suffering right now over the rememberance shows and lack of good television."
"You have a dime in one hand and a nickel in the other. What are you? Broke."
"Sodomy? SodoYOU. JK, please sodomy."
"Let's sing a Unitarian's favorite hymn. ""We gather together to gather together . . ."""
"A Ginger's skin goes... ""YOU... SHALL NOT... TAAAANNN!!"""
"What do you do if an epileptic falls in your swimming pool? Throw in your laundry."
"What do you call a crayon without any wax? A crayoff"
"What's the buoyancy of an abortion? Rho * v * Wade"
"Why does no one makes fun of the gay kid who hung himself? Because it's low-hanging fruit"