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Joke of the Day

"why are we mad at Beyonce for cultural appropriation when we could be mad that she made us listen to a Coldplay song?"

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"I love money. I set it free and it didn't come back. Relationships are hard."
"Her: Are you a dog person or a cat person? Me: ... H: ... M: ... H: Why are you hesitating? M: I'm not sure which answer will get me laid."
"""oh cool a sewer level"" --nobody, ever, playing any video game, ever"
"What's the difference between a Jewish mother and a pit bull? The pit bull will eventually let go."