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Joke of the Day
"What is the slowest racehorse in the world ? A clotheshorse !"
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"What do you call two gay scientists breaking up? A homolytic fission."
"Why do they call them thunder storms and not lightning storms? Thunder storms just *sound* better"
"I visited my doctor last week, and he told me I had to stop masturbating. I asked him why, surely it's not dangerous. He said it was distracting him."
"Knock Knock -Who's there? -Interrupting cow with an identity crisis. -Interrupting cow w- -WOOF! WOOF!"
"ME AS A MARRIAGE COUNSELOR: I signed you both up for Tinder *1 week later ME: You still want a divorce? THEM: OMG NO THAT WAS HORRIFYING"
"What is the difference between a bowling ball and a Romanian woman's Pussy? If you had to, you could eat the bowling ball."
"Three seals walk into a club... Martyrdom"
"what do you call a racist Mexican a member of the que que que"
"What is the difference between Spiderman and Superman? Peter Parker can swing a web. Clark Kent."